When Dustin was about a year-and-a-half years old, he became acquainted with Captain Feathersword, one of the Wiggles (if I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand anyway). Ever since he has been a pirate every day. He often wears a pirate hat and carries a sword wherever he goes. When people say 'Aargh!' to him, he replies "I'm not a pirate. I'm Dustin!" Yeah, right.
HOW TO TALK LIKE A PIRATE
(Some are rated PG-13)
Avast ye, me hearty!
Ahoy there, ye scurvy dog!
Thems that dies is the lucky ones!
The sea's in me blood, and me blood's in the sea!
When there's treasure in the ground, there's murder in the air.